"OK, kids. Shamu over at The Karmic Kitchen says that for this week's Dim Sum Sunday, you get to choose what we cook."
I.E.: "So what'll it be? How about stuffed peppers . . .

" . . . with farro, bismati rice, kalamata olives, and sundried tomatoes?"
#1: "Ewwww!"
#2: "Yick!"
#3 (rolls eyes): "You're weird."
I.E.: "Then how about a nice salad . . .
". . . with some Maytag blue cheese . . .
" . . . and pickled carrots?"
#1: "Ewwww!"
#2: "Yick!"
#3 (rolls eyes): "You're weird."
I.E.: "Well, we could bake . . .
"How about some kale and carrot muffins?"
#1: "Ewwww!"
#2: "Yick!"
#3 (rolls eyes): "You're weird."
I.E.: "Now, kids, remember you're in The Eggplant Kitchen. We like to try new things around here. I have an idea. What about hot dogs . . .
" . . .with fig mustard?
"And corn on the cob . . .
" . . . with shallot-rosemary-blood orange composed butter?"
#1: "Ewwww!"
#2: "Yick!"
#3 (rolls eyes): "You're weird."
I.E.: "I've got it. Let's make pizzas, and everyone can top them with whatever they like."
#1: "I want sausage on mine."
#2: "I want mushrooms on mine."
#3: "You're weird, #2. I just want cheese on mine."
I.E.: "And I want pears and Brie on mine, just the way Aunt Della used to make it."
In unison: "You're weird."
I.E.: "Well, I'm going to write down the recipe anyway, just in case anyone else wants to try it."
Della's Brie and Pear Pizzas
Cut prepared or purchased pizza dough into 2 1/4" rounds and place on pizza stone or lightly oiled baking sheet.
Combine in food processor: 1 tablespoon each of cilantro, basil, cream, water, and oil. Salt to taste.
I.E.: "Okay, kids, let's get 'em into the oven."
I.E.: "Great job, kids! Yours look tasty!"
I.E.: "And I'm happy with the way mine turned out too."
I.E.: "So what's for dessert? I know - we could make banana splits. . .
" . . . with Madisano's French vanilla gelato. And I'll show you how to make an easy chocolate ganache to drizzle over the top."
#3 (rolls eyes): "There she goes again."
I.E.: "But we'd better go ahead and get our DSS post up. So for now, let's wish everyone a happy Dim Sum Sunday."
I.E. and the egg-lets (in unison): "Happy Dim Sum Sunday!"
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